Vol.165No. 1
Restrictions on student life from the top brass at Notre Dame...
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’ve spent over two and a half years just itching to show my parents firsthand the black tie galas that take up most of our Fridays here on campus.
We predicted the most noteworthy moments of the hip-hop mad genius’ future album releases.
Spring Break simply can’t come soon enough.
The language barrier is totally insurmountable.
So this winter break, avoid the hassle of applications. Instead, stay on Netflix and stay networking, South Bend!
Politics: Statisticians and pundits puzzle over results of recent 2016 Republican presidential nomination poll, with “Unsure,” “Tim Horton’s” and “Ben Carson” in a comfortable lead over other candidates.
Church officials have announced that due to the uncovering of the Starbuck’s anti-Christian bias via CupGate, the use of Blessed Salted Caramel Latte in place of Holy Water will be halted in parishes across the U.S.
Brian Kelly wants a bright red suit that he can wear to make his face seem like a more normal skin tone.
No one likes being bored over Thanksgiving break, so the staff at Scholastic Humor has compiled a collection of real page turners to keep you busy until you GET to come back to campus.
Church Bells from the Outside
The sacred music department is fuming after a sophomore snuck into the Basilica bell tower and played Adele’s “Hello.” Father Rocca was down with it, tears streaming down his face.
THEO 20120 – The Lord at Liam’s: Finding Christ at the Student Health Center
Here lie my predicted jokes from the fourth Republican Debate...
A recent poll surveying all Fall Career Expo employers showed that the most valued skill for new employees to have is e-portfolio design and maintenance
College can be overwhelming, so I’ve printed out these four fun pictures that I know will help get you through it.
Nobody likes being told they’ll be spending the next several months living with some random stranger they know nothing about. Here are some quality tips to help you be the best roommate ever.
It’s the second week of school — perhaps the most important week of your life — and it’s all culminating in this glorious moment: Activities Night.
The four-time lecture attendee explains why he is joining the Seminoles.
By Everett Golson
As told to Hunter Kuffel
Let's face it: studying is hard. Here are some helpful tips to get you through finals!
I am so excited for today. Everyone’s been talking about this darty for months. Apparently this is a party that they only have twice a year, and there’s a pretty intricate theme. Almost the entire school is involved, and everyone gets a certain time that they can begin dartying. This is a day-long event too! The earliest time people begin is at 6:50 AM. Get this, though—it all happens on a…
Training for the Holy Half, one selfie at a time.
Liza Mozzarella, an anthropology major, is looking to study and preserve a very important culture.
2015 Keenan Revue leaves no one safe from mockery.
Scholastic highlights the first pizza-related break up at Notre Dame.
NDTV’s most awkward television sensation is back for round two.
Sometimes, petty crimes don’t feel so petty.
These candidates didn't quite have what it takes to win a student body election.
Resume-building business students synergize on Campus Crossroads project.
Meet Stan, the man whose job and livelihood depends on predicting South Bend weather...
Working out during class is easy.
Get inside the minds of these bitter enemies.