Humor

The Diary of a Dorm Room Fish
They Ate and Left So Many Crumbs
An Initial Encounter
They're All Famous to Me!
I Survived the Great Mendoza Fire of 2023
An Ode to Pumpkin Spice: A Barista's Tale
Horror Stories From Upperclassmen
Notre Dame-Ta Zeta Pi
Beating the Heat
North vs. South: The Fight of Fine Dining

North vs. South: The Fight of Fine Dining

Author: Andy de la Garza

Many timeless debates have been discussed for generations without reaching a unanimous conclusion: cats versus dogs. Chocolate versus vanilla. Sweet versus savory. But no contention is quite as fierce as the one that rings across the Notre Dame campus at the start of every year: North Dining Hall…

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No Place Like Chicago...
A British Girl's Plea to Americans
The Dreadful Game Sandwich
The Best Show on Television?
A Semester of Reflection: Transferring to Notre Dame
What Are You Doing Next Sunday?

What Are You Doing Next Sunday?

Author: Chris Russo

On any given Sunday, millions of Americans sit down with family and friends to watch a spectacle take place. It’s either Mass or football — often both. It took some time after the NFL overtook

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[Blank] or It Didn't Happen
Flip Flopping into Fall
I Want to Be President
Dating at Notre Dame

Dating at Notre Dame

Author: Lindsey Lonergan

A recent campus poll indicated that when students were asked to describe their dating lives in three words, the most popular were “non-existent,” “Catholic” and “you-sound-like-my-mother.”

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Student Literally Fakes It 'till He Makes It

Student Literally Fakes It 'till He Makes It

Author: Timmy Sullivan

A little-known name up to this point, Herman Bertier ‘94 is poised to become the next big success story of the University of Notre Dame. With a ritzy penthouse in New York, a flashy senior-level position in the world’s largest consulting firm and a penchant for throwing glamorous parties in his Hamptons country home, Mr. Bertier seems to have attained the Gatsby dream. But what is the story behind the man? 

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An Ode to Red Solo Cup Boy

An Ode to Red Solo Cup Boy

Author: Megan Kelleher

It was a crisp January morning. Winter break had just ended. South Bend was at its worst, and I, like the 10,000 other students on this campus, decided to hit the gym because while Santa worked hard over break, my grandma with a serious knack for cookie-making worked harder. I spent my entire break averaging about eight cookies eaten a day. Don’t do the math. 

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CCD Unveils New Off-Campus Program in Fort Lauderdale
Understanding the Chik-Fil-A Craze
My Epic Spring Break

My Epic Spring Break

Author: Chris Frick

What’s up, partygoers (and losers)!? If you’re anything like me, spring break is all about three things: gettin’ schwifty, makin’ memories and a third thing!

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Home for the Holidays

Home for the Holidays

Author: Genevieve Redsten

Pretty soon, you’ll find yourself in the basement of someone’s parents’ house out in the suburbs, making awkward small talk with people you haven’t seen since graduation. Here are some people you’re guaranteed to see there:

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Touchdown Jesus Keeps Winking at Me
Employee of the Month

Employee of the Month

Author: Chris Frick

I am the 38-time reigning Employee of the Month at The Huddle Mart in LaFortune Student Center, also known as LaFun to all you commoners.

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Off-Campus Seniors Attempt to Throw Huge Party, End Up Committing to Priesthood before Party even Happens