Humor

Women’s Basketball Beats Men’s Team by 200 Points
Students Call for More Homework at March for Strife
Chandler Sorin Haunts the Stepan Center
Fr. Jaykins to Star in New Live-Action Remake of

Fr. Jaykins to Star in New Live-Action Remake of "A Goofy Movie"

Author: Becca Fritz

Disney recently released a trailer for its latest live-action movie remake; this time, the entertainment company is remaking “A Goofy Movie.” The sure-to-be blockbuster will star none other than Rev. JayJay I. Jaykins, C.S.C. as the main character, Max. Fr. Jaykins scored the role with no previous acting experience after a generous donation of 60% of the University of Notre Dame’s endowment.…

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Administration Reveals Plans for Useless Spending Lab
ND Student Manages to Avoid Being Condescending to Public University Student Through a Whole Conversation
New Study Reveals Football is a Sport
Father Jenkins Announces Plans for On-Campus Retirement Community
North Dining Hall Renovations Still Somehow Creating Stir
Student Uses 14 Meal Swipes at Once
DeBart Water Gains New Seasonal Flavor
Complete Opening of Campus Crossroads Postponed until 2078
 Nearly Half of Notre Dame Squirrels Blinded by Solar Eclipse
I Looked at the Eclipse and as Penance I Have to Read Everybody's Study Abroad Blogs
Notre Dame senior enlightens classmates on what “real world” is really like
Students flock to quad on first warm day of spring, show how many balls they can throw
‘JESUS H. CHRIST’ Signature Appears on Disinvite Vice President Pencil Petition
Jaykins: I invited Pencil. Are you HAPPY NOW?
Dunne freshman learns he has high cholesterol after Keenan Revue encourages him to get checked
Three people who would win Notre Dame Hunger Games
Pete Bootijudge concerned Notre Dame students a little too obsessed with him
VIEWPOINT: Homeless people make me sad! :(
The Smirish Smover's guide to free speech
'Jesus H. Christ' signature appears in uninvite Vice President Pencil petition
Obscurer Staff Eagerly Awaits Death of Viewpoint Author’s Social Life
Deepak Chopra Crushed to Learn DPAC Not Named After Him
The Five Stages of Grief (for Students Coping with Utter Failure)
Student's Dad Not Actually Republican

Student's Dad Not Actually Republican

Author: Jarissa Sabal

Notre Dame freshman Grace Muro came to college excited to explore new frontiers of societal rage, and this past election certainly didn’t disappoint. Unfortunately, however, Grace reports that during the election she often felt she couldn’t keep up with her friends — she just doesn’t have enough hardship to complain about.

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Three Tips to Perfect Your Lenten Sacrifice

Three Tips to Perfect Your Lenten Sacrifice

Author: Julia Oksasoglu

Lenten season is underway, and it’s time to be choose what to give up and how to tell everyone you know, have ever met or driven next to on the freeway. Don’t miss these three tips to truly make the most of your metaphorical 40-days-in-the-desert.

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