STANFORD HALL — College of Engineering sophomore Keith Richardson’s perspective on life has been completely uprooted by a Viewpoint article published in the Observer last Tuesday, sources report. Before reading the 3,000-word grandiloquent behemoth rife with both condescension and conviction, Richardson said his opinions lay on the complete opposite side of party lines. However, the path only begins here.…

Read More

WASHINGTON — In a bipartisan effort to bring together opponents in an increasingly fiery election season, President Barack Obama invited all remaining presidential candidates to the White House on Thursday. Sources say the president was in high spirits throughout the day, cooking a roast with First Lady Michelle Obama and teaching Vice President Joe Biden how to make ice cream.…

Read More

Project Objectives: Increase the client’s net kissing rate by 45% by the end of Spring Semester 2016. Current rate is at a steady 0% excluding “that one weird incident during the Sign of Peace.”

Read More

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’ve spent over two and a half years just itching to show my parents firsthand the black tie galas that take up most of our Fridays here on campus.

Read More

We predicted the most noteworthy moments of the hip-hop mad genius’ future album releases.

Read More

Spring Break simply can’t come soon enough.

Read More

The language barrier is totally insurmountable.

Read More

So this winter break, avoid the hassle of applications. Instead, stay on Netflix and stay networking, South Bend!

Read More

Politics: Statisticians and pundits puzzle over results of recent 2016 Republican presidential nomination poll, with “Unsure,” “Tim Horton’s” and “Ben Carson” in a comfortable lead over other candidates.

Read More

Church officials have announced that due to the uncovering of the Starbuck’s anti-Christian bias via CupGate, the use of Blessed Salted Caramel Latte in place of Holy Water will be halted in parishes across the U.S.

Read More

Brian Kelly wants a bright red suit that he can wear to make his face seem like a more normal skin tone.

Read More

No one likes being bored over Thanksgiving break, so the staff at Scholastic Humor has compiled a collection of real page turners to keep you busy until you GET to come back to campus.

Read More

Church Bells from the Outside

The sacred music department is fuming after a sophomore snuck into the Basilica bell tower and played Adele’s “Hello.” Father Rocca was down with it, tears streaming down his face.

Read More

THEO 20120 – The Lord at Liam’s: Finding Christ at the Student Health Center

Read More

Here lie my predicted jokes from the fourth Republican Debate...

Read More

A recent poll surveying all Fall Career Expo employers showed that the most valued skill for new employees to have is e-portfolio design and maintenance

Read More

College can be overwhelming, so I’ve printed out these four fun pictures that I know will help get you through it.

Read More

It’s the second week of school — perhaps the most important week of your life — and it’s all culminating in this glorious moment: Activities Night.

Read More

Nobody likes being told they’ll be spending the next several months living with some random stranger they know nothing about. Here are some quality tips to help you be the best roommate ever.

Read More

The four-time lecture attendee explains why he is joining the Seminoles.

By Everett Golson

As told to Hunter Kuffel

Read More

Let's face it: studying is hard.  Here are some helpful tips to get you through finals!

1. Study while driving. You’re more likely to remember things if you review them in different places
2. Write the answers on pieces of paper. Tie the paper to birds’ legs. Wait six months. When the birds come back, catch them. Now you have the answers.
…

Read More

I am so excited for today.  Everyone’s been talking about this darty for months.  Apparently this is a party that they only have twice a year, and there’s a pretty intricate theme.  Almost the entire school is involved, and everyone gets a certain time that they can begin dartying.  This is a day-long event too!  The earliest time people begin is at 6:50 AM.  Get this, though—it all happens on a…

Read More

Training for the Holy Half, one selfie at a time. 

Read More

Liza Mozzarella, an anthropology major, is looking to study and preserve a very important culture.

Read More

NDTV’s most awkward television sensation is back for round two.

Read More

Sometimes, petty crimes don’t feel so petty.

Read More

2015 Keenan Revue leaves no one safe from mockery.

Read More

Scholastic highlights the first pizza-related break up at Notre Dame.

Read More

These candidates didn't quite have what it takes to win a student body election.

Read More

Resume-building business students synergize on Campus Crossroads project.

Read More