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An email template for telling your professors you have COVID

Published: November 2020

Now that over 10 percent of Notre Dame’s student body has officially contracted COVID-19, we here at Scholastic thought that we should provide a handy email template for informing your friends, family, professors and any other parties about your COVID-19 diagnosis.

On-Campus Residents Banned From Having Friends

Published: October 2020

Author: Scholastic Humor Staff

In a leaked report from the office of Father JayJay I. Jaykins, C.S.C. a surprising clause appeared at the bottom of the page: students are banned from having friends on campus!