Christ Enters the Bengal Bouts Ring
In a Second Coming earlier than any theologians could have predicted, our Lord and Savior, Jesus H. Christ, appeared at the semifinals of Bengal Bouts during the week of Feb. 26.
Students Call for More Homework at March for Strife
Last month, over 1,000 Notre Dame students traveled to Washington, D.C. for the annual March for Life.
Fr. Jaykins to Star in New Live-Action Remake of "A Goofy Movie"
Disney recently released a trailer for its latest live-action movie remake; this time, the entertainment company is remaking “A Goofy Movie.” The sure-to-be blockbuster will star none other than Rev. JayJay I. Jaykins, C.S.C. as the main character, Max. Fr. Jaykins scored the role with no previous acting experience after a generous donation of 60% of the University of Notre Dame’s endowment.…
New Study Reveals Football is a Sport
According to a new study from a coalition between the Pew Research Center, the CIA and the NCAA, football is indeed a sport.
DeBart Water Gains New Seasonal Flavor
On the first day of fall, Notre Dame rolled out its latest initiative to improve student life on campus: pumpkin spice flavored water from the DeBartolo water fountains.
Student Uses 14 Meal Swipes at Once
Thanks to new dining policies on campus, students can now use multiple swipes in one meal period.
The Five Stages of Grief (for Students Coping with Utter Failure)
The five stages of grief, as developed by psychologist Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, are often applied to the experience of losing a loved one; however, many freshman pre-med majors have found its application to their feelings to be incredibly helpful after receiving their General Biology grades.