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Let's face it: studying is hard. Here are some helpful tips to get you through finals!
- Study while driving. You’re more likely to remember things if you review them in different places
- Write the answers on pieces of paper. Tie the paper to birds’ legs. Wait six months. When the birds come back, catch them. Now you have the answers.
- Take a piece of paper. Write a list of terms on one side and their definitions on the other. Fold the paper in half. Keep folding. Make a paper airplane. Make a real airplane. Fly to where you can’t be extradited. Change your name. Lead a life of honest labor.
- Break both of your arms and legs. By the time you’re out of the hospital, finals will be over.
- Live stream your final on Periscope. Grades couldn’t matter less. It’s all about how you brand yourself.
- Practice your free throws. I’ve seen too many test-takers squander away potential with missed free throws.
- Create a potion that turns you into a giraffe. If your professor asks why you weren’t at the exam, don’t reply. Because you’re a giraffe.
- Learn how to tell time. You’ll need to know how to tell time to know when to take your test.
- Figure out if you’re right-handed or left-handed. You only have two hours for the exam, and if you choose incorrectly, you could lose a lot of time.
- Rather than study your professor's notes, focus your studies on The Holy Bible. If the answers can't be found within, chances are your professor is a heathen. Report him.