Judgment Calls

Judgment Calls

November 2017

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

South Dining Hall

Don't you forget about me.

Duncan Student Center

Welcome to my house.

Thunderstorms

Bad for football games; worse for tailgates.

Midterms

They don't end until finals. LOL.

Daylight Savings Time

I didn't use that extra hour of sleep anyway.

Thanksgiving Break

I feel tricked.

Free Hats

The only time Notre Dame has ever given something free to its students. 

Judgment Calls

October 2017

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

Heat Waves

I was enjoying the fall (for all two days of it).

New Hires

Long live the Keough School.

Notre Dame Forum

If anyone can teach me how to take midterms, it's a White House Chief of Staff, or two.

Notre Dame Town Halls

Starting to make me dread midnight emails.

Mass Emails

First a junior, then an administrator, who's next?

Glare in the Stadium

Maybe someone should've thought about the sun. 

Fall Break

At least that's almost here!

Judgment Calls

September 2017

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

South Dining Hall

This is the dining hall that didn't need any changes.

Jenkins & Nanovic Halls

Well worth the walk.

Flex Points

We always appreciate having more...

Flex Points

...but not when they don't roll over from semester to semester. 

LimeBikes

Convenient when you can find them...if you can ever find them. 

Reckers' New Hours

How are we supposed to stay awake now?

New Dining Hall Rules

Because some days you need to swipe in more than three times. 

Judgment Calls

April 2017

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

Finals

Sorry for the reminder, all

Easter Break

Even if you're staying on campus #ShoutoutSDH

Fencing and Hockey

Let's be real, we've been a fencing school for a while now

Notre Dame Day

Has it already been a year?

Ultimate Frisbee Club

Don't call it a comeback

PigTostal Shirt

Pig Looking Forward to Being Eaten After Humiliation on PigTostal Shirt

Opening Day

Nothing marks spring like Cubs fans who won't shut up

Judgement Calls

March 2017

Judgement Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

Spring Midterms

Spring Break is so close...yet so far.

Early Warm Weather

Please don't let the cold back in

March Madness 

It's the most wonderful time of the year

Holy Half Marathon Training

Braving the elements one mile at a time.

Shamrock Shakes

They're alright I guess

Spiders

Why are they always around?

JPW

Pulling out all the stops for the parents. 

Judgment Calls

February 2017

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

Two-Step Login

Step One.

Darties in January

Thanks, global warming.

Lyft

The War on Cabs continues.

Uber

Still here.

Six Dollar Footlongs

Not as good as five.

Two-Step Login

Step Two.

Extra Flex Points

(Apologies to our off-campus editors.)

Judgment Calls

December 2016

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

The Snowball Fight

Slushy and perhaps premature

Extra Flex Points

Catch me balling out at the Huddle

End of Football Season

Thank God that nightmare is over

Library Scholar’s Lounge

Ooh you think you fancy huh?

Advent Calendars

Purple is my color but pink isn’t

Gift Giving Responsibilities

I’m broke

17 Days Until Christmas

SANTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Judgment Calls

November 2016

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

Parking

More like FAR-king

Fall dome photos

Can I paint with all the colors of the wind?

Barbici delivers now

'Italian street food' more like 'my couch food'

NOVO-ing season

Getting sweaty just thinking about it 

Campus Crossroads

Still a thing

NDH Renovations

Stop making employees direct traffic

60 days until Christmas

That's basically two ABC Family '25 Days of Christmas' marathons 

Judgement Calls

October 2016

Judgement Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

Falling Temperatures

C'mon, just a little more sunshine...

iOS 10

This messaging app is something, huh?

Fall Break

Time to head home and wish your friends were off school too. 

Midterms

Where are my reading days?

The Rise of Pumpkin Spice

If you can dream it, you can pumpkin spice it. 

Bad Halloween Costumes

My guess is at least three Trumps per party. 

MLB Playoffs

Baseball is almost over, guys. 

Judgment Calls

September 2016

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

O’Safety Walk

Who can keep up?

Smashburger

Burger who?

Bike Locks

A vital defense in peak bike-treeing season

Sausage Party

A brutal movie

 Campus Crossroads

We’re making progress.

iPhone 7

Why no headphone jack, Apple? Why?

Frank Ocean

His new album, “Blonde,” is an absolute beauty. 

Judgment Calls

April 2016

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

April Snow Flurries

Get it together in spring.


Blue-Gold Game

GOOOOO IRISH!!!


Summer in Sight

So close, yet so far.


Holy Half Cancelled

Looks like you'll just have to run two next year.


Major League Baseball

You and your grandpa have something to talk about again.


Bad DART Times

The only time 7:55 a.m. is super late.


Reading Days

Great for catching up on everything but reading. 

Judgment Calls

February 2016

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

Spring Midterms

Spring Break is so close ... yet so far.


Lenten Sacrifices

Self-control is good.


The Periodic Table

Who knew it could be a song? Thanks, Hunter.


Holy Half Marathon Training

Braving the elements one mile at a time.


The Revenant

A compelling silent film.


ND Tuition Increase

Six figure price tag coming soon.


JPW

Pulling out all the stops for the parents.

Judgment Calls

December 2015

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

Finals Week

Just remember that syllabus week is right around the corner


Secret Santa

The best way to quanitfy your friendships


Fiesta Bowl

Everyone can fiesta about an Irish vs. Buckeyes matchup


Chipotle E. Coli Outbreak

Don't take any chances...even for a burrito


New Year's

It can't quite top Christmas


Senioritis

Except you don't want to leave college


SDH Christmas Dinner

The one night when you can actually eat the meat

Judgment Calls

November 2015

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

Notre Dame's SUB Concert Series 

We attract the best students, but unfortunately not the best artists


DeShone Kizer

Best Irish QB since Brady Quinn?


Return of ND Basketball  

Hallelujah


Colder Weather

That grass won't be visible for long...


Christmas Music 

Already hearing faint traces of Mariah Carey


Debate Moderators  

Might as well just ask the audience


Thanksgiving Dinner

'Tis the season of much gluttony

Judgment Calls

October 2015

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

Clemson's "Southern Hospitality"

They don't have any...

Speaking from experience.


The Budding Social Media Presence of Scholastic

Awesome.


Halloween in DTSB

Thriving metropolis.


SnapChat Update

So much worse than your worst selfie.


Job/Internship Search

Don't make me adult. I don't want to adult today.


Midterm Season Arrives

... Moment of silence... 


SDH Burger Bar

It's really just the same patty with bacon ... but it's so much more exciting.

Judgment Calls

February 2015

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

Junior Parents Weekend

Teaching your mom how to Wobble is great. Drunkenly carrying her back to the hotel is not.


Graduation Moved to the Stadium

Senior frowns moved to the smiles.


“American Sniper” Doesn’t Win Best Picture

Something tells me that the movie producers who made $300 million aren’t too concerned.


Midterms Week

“oof”


Hall Government Elections

No new policies, but at least your posters give us something to read in the bathroom.


Jewell Loyd Defeats Jerian Grant at H.O.R.S.E

She also had way better smack talk than he did. 


The Final Issue of the Current Scholastic Staff

As we weep, Judgment Call readers everywhere rejoice.

Judgment Calls

February 2015

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

Polar Vortex Juno

At Scholastic, we even complain about storms that don't hit us.


Zahm Fails to Register a Candidate

It's not like they wanted to be interviewed by us anyway.


Mayor Buttigieg Applies for Re-election

Best thing to happen to South Bend since Chipotle.


SnapChat Takes Away My Best Friends

I’m still watching you bae. Trust me, I am always watching.


Valentine’s Day Approaches

If you’re not engaged now, it probably won’t happen! :)


Measles confirmed in Chicago

How is this still a thing?


Jerrian Grant’s Deep Three Point Shot

Dick Vitale thinks he could have made it from Mishawaka.

Judgment Calls

December 2014

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

Finals

More like finally have an excuse not to shower.


Possible Irish Bachelor

We need more low budge reality drama!


Music City Bowl Matchup vs. LSU


Campus Crossroads Construction

I'm tired of parking behind Compton. The one in California.


Winter Break

Time to binge watch all the shows.


Bun Runs

Shield your eyes. Or look. It's your choice.


Will and Kate meet Bey and Jay

Collabo coming soon.

Judgment Calls

November 2014

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

Einstein Bros Bagels in the Bookstore

Books, bagels, bankruptcy.


“Bomb cyclone”

A significantly more terrifying name than “polar vortex.”


Taylor Swift on campus

Her next song: “Welcome to South Bend.”


Flex points running out

Let's start eating the furniture.


Alex from Target

Where did this crazy internet "meme" come from?


National Title hopes

There's always fencing...


DARTing season

When your typing speed determines all your hopes and dreams.

Judgment Calls

October 2014

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

New ABP

ABP? More like RIP... Greenfields.


Commencement in the JACC

They changed their minds, right?


Last minute wins

As if midterms week wasn't stressful enough.


The cold

Winter is coming.


Mayor Pete's return from Afghanistan

Dude is seriously the man. 


SIBC absorbed into Mendoza dominion

The takeover continues.


Keough School of Global Affairs

How much money do the Keoughs have?!

Judgment Calls

September 2014

Judgment Calls

Author: Scholastic Staff

Football Bye Weeks

Don't ask me to get off the couch


Yik Yak

For when you've exhausted every other way to put off work.


Pumpkin Spice Latte

Embrace the basic.


Commencement to be held in the JACC

This is JACC'd up...


Prince George's New Sibling

Because babies.


New Hymnals

Nice, but slamming them shut isn't as satisfying.


Printer Quota Changes

Fine. I didn't want to print that reading anyway.