Polar Vortex Juno

At Scholastic, we even complain about storms that don't hit us.

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Zahm Fails to Register a Candidate

It's not like they wanted to be interviewed by us anyway.

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Mayor Buttigieg Applies for Re-election

Best thing to happen to South Bend since Chipotle.

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SnapChat Takes Away My Best Friends

I’m still watching you bae. Trust me, I am always watching.

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Valentine’s Day Approaches

If you’re not engaged now, it probably won’t happen! :)

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Measles confirmed in Chicago

How is this still a thing?

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Jerrian Grant’s Deep Three Point Shot

Dick Vitale thinks he could have made it from Mishawaka.

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Finals

More like finally have an excuse not to shower.

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Possible Irish Bachelor

We need more low budge reality drama!

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Music City Bowl Matchup vs. LSU

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Campus Crossroads Construction

I'm tired of parking behind Compton. The one in California.

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Winter Break

Time to binge watch all the shows.

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Bun Runs

Shield your eyes. Or look. It's your choice.

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Will and Kate meet Bey and Jay

Collabo coming soon.

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Einstein Bros Bagels in the Bookstore

Books, bagels, bankruptcy.

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“Bomb cyclone”

A significantly more terrifying name than “polar vortex.”

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Taylor Swift on campus

Her next song: “Welcome to South Bend.”

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Flex points running out

Let's start eating the furniture.

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Alex from Target

Where did this crazy internet "meme" come from?

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National Title hopes

There's always fencing...

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DARTing season

When your typing speed determines all your hopes and dreams.

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New ABP

ABP? More like RIP... Greenfields.

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Commencement in the JACC

They changed their minds, right?

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Last minute wins

As if midterms week wasn't stressful enough.

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The cold

Winter is coming.

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Mayor Pete's return from Afghanistan

Dude is seriously the man. 

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SIBC absorbed into Mendoza dominion

The takeover continues.

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Keough School of Global Affairs

How much money do the Keoughs have?!

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Football Bye Weeks

Don't ask me to get off the couch

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Yik Yak

For when you've exhausted every other way to put off work.

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Pumpkin Spice Latte

Embrace the basic.

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Commencement to be held in the JACC

This is JACC'd up...

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Prince George's New Sibling

Because babies.

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New Hymnals

Nice, but slamming them shut isn't as satisfying.

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Printer Quota Changes

Fine. I didn't want to print that reading anyway.

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