↓ Norovirus

A brush with non-alcohol-induced vomit.

↑ Fat Tuesday
Love the king cake.

↓ Punxsutawney Phil
Doesn’t look like winter to me.

→ Valentine’s Day
Great for lovers, not for loners.

→ Grubhub Robots
Pure controversy.

↑ Junior Parents’ Weekend
Welcome to Newfs, ‘rents.

→ Meatless Fridays
You win, vegans.