Junior Parents Weekend
Teaching your mom how to Wobble is great. Drunkenly carrying her back to the hotel is not.
Graduation Moved to the Stadium
Senior frowns moved to the smiles.
“American Sniper” Doesn’t Win Best Picture
Something tells me that the movie producers who made $300 million aren’t too concerned.
Hall Government Elections
No new policies, but at least your posters give us something to read in the bathroom.
Jewell Loyd Defeats Jerian Grant at H.O.R.S.E
She also had way better smack talk than he did.
The Final Issue of the Current Scholastic Staff
As we weep, Judgment Call readers everywhere rejoice.