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 Late Easter 

When’s break? Need to be resurrected.

 Hockey 

There’s always next year. Again.

 Leggings Pride 

Show those “blackly naked rear ends!”

 April Fools

I’m not laughing...

 Modern Market Breakfast Hours

Breakfast doesn’t end at 10:30.

 Sayonara, Seniors 

We hate to see you leave, but we love to watch you go.

 ICPAs 

Taste this first place!