Students Gone Wild
A guide to classifying classroom stereotypes
The Run of the Gingers
A moving display of Irish pride.
Humor
The Diary of a Dorm Room Fish
Read about the unconventional life of a Notre Dame dorm fish
They Ate and Left So Many Crumbs
What's the best Thanksgiving food?
An Initial Encounter
Two letters could determine your fate
They're All Famous to Me!
A small interaction can stay with you for years.
I Survived the Great Mendoza Fire of 2023
An ode to the dangers of electric skateboards.
An Ode to Pumpkin Spice: A Barista's Tale
All about a totally healthy emotional attachment to pumpkin spice lattes.
Horror Stories From Upperclassmen
Notre Dame horror stories as told by an upperclassmen
Notre Dame-Ta Zeta Pi
Notre Dame's dorm culture and Greek Life
Beating the Heat
"Do you have to be Catholic to sleep in the chapel?"
North vs. South: The Fight of Fine Dining
Many timeless debates have been discussed for generations without reaching a unanimous conclusion: cats versus dogs. Chocolate versus vanilla. Sweet versus savory. But no contention is quite as fierce as the one that rings across the Notre Dame campus at the start of every year: North Dining Hall…
No Place Like Chicago...
First and foremost, why Chicago?
A British Girl's Plea to Americans
Before I left for my year abroad in America, all I heard was, “Oh, the Americans will love your accent.”
The Dreadful Game Sandwich
What's a student to do with a game on the front and back end of fall break?
A Semester of Reflection: Transferring to Notre Dame
Within my first week at Notre Dame the phrase “My old school didn’t have the major I wanted” probably came out of my mouth 20 times. “So, why did you transfer?” was the age-old question. It was…
What Are You Doing Next Sunday?
On any given Sunday, millions of Americans sit down with family and friends to watch a spectacle take place. It’s either Mass or football — often both. It took some time after the NFL overtook…
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BeReal? Please BeHonest…
Flip Flopping into Fall
Get that thong out from between your toes. The time has passed. The sun has set on summer. So why are you still wearing flip flops?
I Want to Be President
Scholastic offers you an accurate portrayal of what happens when you have a conversation with a political science major.
Dating at Notre Dame
A recent campus poll indicated that when students were asked to describe their dating lives in three words, the most popular were “non-existent,” “Catholic” and “you-sound-like-my-mother.”
Student Literally Fakes It 'till He Makes It
A little-known name up to this point, Herman Bertier ‘94 is poised to become the next big success story of the University of Notre Dame. With a ritzy penthouse in New York, a flashy senior-level position in the world’s largest consulting firm and a penchant for throwing glamorous parties in his Hamptons country home, Mr. Bertier seems to have attained the Gatsby dream. But what is the story behind the man?
An Ode to Red Solo Cup Boy
It was a crisp January morning. Winter break had just ended. South Bend was at its worst, and I, like the 10,000 other students on this campus, decided to hit the gym because while Santa worked hard over break, my grandma with a serious knack for cookie-making worked harder. I spent my entire break averaging about eight cookies eaten a day. Don’t do the math.
CCD Unveils New Off-Campus Program in Fort Lauderdale
In a recent press release, the Center for Career Development announced the commencement of a novel week-long experience for students interested in expanding their intellectual, social, professional and spiritual horizons in sunny Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
Understanding the Chik-Fil-A Craze
The opening of Chick-Fil-A has sent shockwaves through the Duncan Student Center economy.
My Epic Spring Break
What’s up, partygoers (and losers)!? If you’re anything like me, spring break is all about three things: gettin’ schwifty, makin’ memories and a third thing!
Home for the Holidays
Pretty soon, you’ll find yourself in the basement of someone’s parents’ house out in the suburbs, making awkward small talk with people you haven’t seen since graduation. Here are some people you’re guaranteed to see there:
Touchdown Jesus Keeps Winking at Me
Ever since the start of this year, Touchdown Jesus has been winking at me whenever I’m on library quad.
Employee of the Month
I am the 38-time reigning Employee of the Month at The Huddle Mart in LaFortune Student Center, also known as LaFun to all you commoners.