Junior Parents Weekend

Teaching your mom how to Wobble is great. Drunkenly carrying her back to the hotel is not.

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Graduation Moved to the Stadium

Senior frowns moved to the smiles.

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“American Sniper” Doesn’t Win Best Picture

Something tells me that the movie producers who made $300 million aren’t too concerned.

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Midterms Week

“oof”

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Hall Government Elections

No new policies, but at least your posters give us something to read in the bathroom.

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Jewell Loyd Defeats Jerian Grant at H.O.R.S.E

She also had way better smack talk than he did. 

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The Final Issue of the Current Scholastic Staff

As we weep, Judgment Call readers everywhere rejoice.