Humor

President Obama Invites Candidates to Dinner

President Obama Invites Candidates to Dinner

Author: Liz Hynes

WASHINGTON — In a bipartisan effort to bring together opponents in an increasingly fiery election season, President Barack Obama invited all remaining presidential candidates to the White House on Thursday. Sources say the president was in high spirits throughout the day, cooking a roast with First Lady Michelle Obama and teaching Vice President Joe Biden how to make ice cream.…

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A McKinsey & Co. Analysis on the Love Life of a Notre Dame Boy
Reflections on Junior Parents Weekend
Kanye West's Future PR Strategies
Wild Escape for Spring Break
Lost in Translation
Friends with {Internships}
The Newest News

The Newest News

Author: Jeremy Capello Lee

Politics: Statisticians and pundits puzzle over results of recent 2016 Republican presidential nomination poll, with “Unsure,” “Tim Horton’s” and “Ben Carson” in a comfortable lead over other candidates.

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Starbucks Excommunicated by Church Officials
Christmas Wish List
Thanksgiving Break Reading List

Thanksgiving Break Reading List

Author: Hunter Kuffel

No one likes being bored over Thanksgiving break, so the staff at Scholastic Humor has compiled a collection of real page turners to keep you busy until you GET to come back to campus.

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The Newest News

The Newest News

Author: The Humor Staff

Church Bells from the Outside

The sacred music department is fuming after a sophomore snuck into the Basilica bell tower and played Adele’s “Hello.” Father Rocca was down with it, tears streaming down his face.

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The 2nd Philosphy and Theology Courses You Are Missing Out On
How 'Bout That Debate?
What PWC Chair Looks for Most
Four GIFs to Help You Through Your Freshman Year from Your Uncle Who Graduated From Notre Dame in 1976 and Doesn’t Understand How GIFs Work
I'm Leaving Home
To be or not to be (the best roommate ever)
A Treatise on Ignoring Listserv Emails from Activities Night
Finals Study Tips

Finals Study Tips

Author: Scholastic Staff

Let's face it: studying is hard.  Here are some helpful tips to get you through finals!

  1. Study while driving. You’re more likely to remember things if you review them in different places
  2. Write the answers on pieces of paper. Tie the paper to birds’ legs. Wait six months. When the birds come back, catch them. Now you have the answers.

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Intro to DARTing

Intro to DARTing

Author: Erin Turley

I am so excited for today.  Everyone’s been talking about this darty for months.  Apparently this is a party that they only have twice a year, and there’s a pretty intricate theme.  Almost the entire school is involved, and everyone gets a certain time that they can begin dartying.  This is a day-long event too!  The earliest time people begin is at 6:50 AM.  Get this, though—it all happens on a

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Training for the Holy Half
A Plea to Support Cultural Preservation
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A Few Thoughts This
ND Senior Leaves Boyfriend For Pizza
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Candidates Who Didn’t Make The Ballot
Diary of a South Bend Weatherman